Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
Yo’ Mama Jokes
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s...
Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...