The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife…
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed...
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
Attorney Hunting Rules
A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS372.01 – Any person with...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...