A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
English is a Crazy Language
English is a Crazy Language From: Charlie IndelicatoLet’s face it — English is a...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Historic Custer battle
|The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...