Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
SOTALLY TOBER
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Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
It had taken him several months, but the executive…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Technology is too good
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Really Corny
That was Zen, this is Tao.
Chinese Proverbs
Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...