Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...
She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich...
The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...