Stupid people awards
|It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
Work Better Than Sex
Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?More perks, and the...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Proud father
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...