Women Drivers!
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
Shift Key FAQ
Q. My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real*...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
OLD NEVER DIES 4
|OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...