Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in...
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...