The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
How to Blow your money !!
One day a man decided to geta tattoo on his penis, his wife askedwere...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato...
Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
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Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...