Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
The Fisherman
The FishermanOne day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
The Trainee…
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.On his very first day...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...