Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
Unique job interviews
|Job Interview Quotations Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Insulting to women
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...