Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Signs and notices 09
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...
Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and…
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde...