Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV Good: Your son’s finally maturing Bad: He’s...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
Blondes & OJ
Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....