Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....