Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
Real advertisements 02
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. For...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
Two In One Grave?
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe