TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
An old man and an old lady are getting…
An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when...