Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him...
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
Blondie
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.