Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
A novel idea
A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79...
One Brilliant Kid!
A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...