The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Why?
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Why was it that the Kamakazi pilots used helmets?
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
50 Fun Things To Do During An Exam
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant...