Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
Big Ron
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do...
Children Books You Won’t See
Children Books That Didn’t Make It To The Press:Children Books You Won’t Eever See…1…You...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Grading of Final Exams
Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
Heaven or Hell?
There are three guys who are good friends. One is an American, oneis Polish,...