Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
Books on Tape We Don’t Want to Hear
by : Scott Corliss 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan 2....
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95
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Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
Seminars for a woman
|SEMINARS FOR WOMEN In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the...