Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
Don’t say this to a cop
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Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...