Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole…
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...