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An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
A tech get drafted!
One of Microsoft Network’s finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
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Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
Miami mice!
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What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.