The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...
Two neighbors had been fighting each other…
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...