Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
Expressing Stupidity!
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth…
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically...
Quotes of companies
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