The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Casey married a rich widow
|Casey married a rich widow, but they didn’t get along. One day she said...
What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...
Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
If Dear Abby Was A Man…
If Dear Abby Was A Man…Q: My fiance still has feelings for his old...
My men are very brave
|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...