Indiana Crazy Law
One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical…
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...