The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...