Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
A story with a morale
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...