Why is it better?..
Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it’s better...
Signs and notices 07
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue…
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...