English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking…
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
Make a Wish
10 year old Johnny’s mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been...
Purchasing power of burgers
|Cologne, May 27 dpa – The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based...