Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
Why the big fight?
|A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs...
DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...