She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
Greetings prospective White House interns!
Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th...
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman’s LifeThe Doctor – who tells her...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...