Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
An American and an Irishman
|An American and an Irishman were enjoying a ride in the country when they...