Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
No Arguments
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? – “Hey, little girl, you...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian….
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15...
You’re not going to believe this!
A woman got a problem with her closet door – it was felling every...