Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
Leaving money for the dead
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Become more effective
|The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details....
Clinton Strikes again
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...