I have lost my father
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Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
At College
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
Calling in Sick….
Calling in Sick…. A Cat Owner’s Story Calling in sick to work makes me...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!