How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
Least Popular Halloween Handouts
Spinach flavored Rice Cakes. Teeth removing Taffy Metamucil in a straw Ex-Lax Brownies Caramel...
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Writing to Grandma
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on…
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.