Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...