A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip”...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Honor
On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make...
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
10 commandments
The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...