What do you call a sleeping bull?
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Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
Got to glow now!
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Free marriage ceremony
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Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
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Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...