What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN
|SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
Strange grants given
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...