Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
What\’s a Blonde do after…
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...
At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...