Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
His wife had been killed
|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan....
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than…
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because...
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers…
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...