Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...