Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
ne day, this man, Tony, died…
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he...
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...