A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...