Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
What do men dream of?
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream...
Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...