Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Four worst words
Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...